The Golden Throne

Some things in life deserve a little laugh. The Golden Throne is a future optional community idea, not a live competition or active sign-up.

Coming later — if we build it at all.

The private WeeWise diary comes first. We won't ask anyone to upload their JSON backup, health records, precise times or photos.

What would the fun look like?

Silly nicknames, optional community categories and a good-natured bit of banter. No prizes, no incentives to pee more and no ranking people's health. Any public participation would be voluntary and clearly explained.

The golden rules

Drink normally; never over-drink for a joke or contest.
Never hold urine, force extra visits or change habits for points.
No health diary uploads or real names required.
No photos, no shaming and no mocking medical conditions.
Keep it fun and respectful; toilets, not floors!

For now, use the WeeWise diary and enjoy the fact that your data stays yours.